You know you’ve lost the plot when your defence minister sounds like a man explaining UFOs to a room full of scientists.
Pakistan’s Khawaja Asif, in what can only be described as a masterclass in national embarrassment, claimed that a rogue drone “wasn’t intercepted” to avoid giving away its location — because, wait for it — there was a “technical issue” that “he can’t explain.”
Welcome to the great Pakistani drone mystery: Part comedy, part tragedy, and 100% absurd.
The Flying Excuse Machine
The Pakistani defence establishment, never short on imaginative fiction, is now claiming that a surveillance drone, deployed by them (though they can’t explain how or why), went rogue — but they chose not to shoot it down until it reached a “safer height” because… revealing its location would be risky.
Let’s unpack that.
- They knew where it was.
- They knew it was compromised.
- They had the chance to neutralize it.
- But they waited. Because… location reveal?
So now we have a drone — apparently smart enough to avoid being shot — but not smart enough to stop transmitting Pakistan’s coordinates.
Even Bollywood villains are more convincing.
PAK DEFENCE MINISTER: “We didn’t intercept Indian drones as it would have given away our defence positions”
Entire Nation is a Parody 😂🤣pic.twitter.com/xDWJ2ejAey
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India’s Record: Shoot First, Mock Later
Contrast this with India. Every time Pakistan tried to sneak in a drone — whether for arms drops, narco-terrorism, or espionage — the Indian defence forces shot it down without blinking. More than 50 Drones have been neutralized by Indian armed forces last night.
No excuses. No riddles. No “technical issues that cannot be explained.” Just precision, action, and results.
Pakistan, on the other hand, seems to treat national security like a group project they forgot about until the last minute.
Khawaja Asif could’ve said nothing. But instead, he chose to give a press briefing that sounded more like a failed open mic set than a strategic explanation.
Dear Khawaja Asif, We Have Questions
- If the drone was yours, why was it behaving like an enemy agent?
- If it wasn’t yours, why didn’t you treat it like a threat?
- And if you couldn’t intercept it, how exactly are you securing your airspace?
In India, such answers would invite parliamentary inquiry. In Pakistan, they become comedy gold.
When Drones Fly, Logic Dies in Pakistan
Let’s call it what it is — a country incapable of securing its own skies is hardly in a position to dictate regional stability. Pakistan’s defence narrative is stitched together with duct tape, denial, and the occasional press conference gaffe.
Meanwhile, Indian forces continue to maintain air superiority and operational transparency — shooting down drones and lies with equal efficiency.
One country builds, secures, and leads. The other builds stories — and then forgets the plot.
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